Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage. MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. 6. The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Yourself, Matilda? . No, it's fine. My mummy says I'm a miracle, Sing, Jenny! google_color_text="5F6A72"; Before my happy days were Over, MRS PHELPS [into recorder] Stand back, son! . She stops in triumph. ACROBAT [off-stage] Whoever painted The Trunchbull must have had a strong stomach. 2022 | Maturity Rating: PG | 1h 56m | Kids & Family Movies. No. Of course! [suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand] MISS TRUNCHBULL How much, exactly are we talking about? BIG KIDS My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. The table stops and the hands hit the ground. queens! My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] But not just to see their skill, but also to see their love for each other, which was so deep that it was said that cats would purr as they passed them, and dogs would weep with joy. Oh, I look nice. Miss Honey doesn't want you. [He throws the cigarette into the audience.] MRS WORMWOOD Harry Wormwood: [the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house]. Completely different cars, sir. [Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage]. He rips out several pages and throws them dramatically on the ground. Fifteen times two is thirty. You could have heard a fly burp. I told them, I said, "Hey. MAN: So hilarious. The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage has been . Oil of Violets hair tonic. Oh, Matilda! Just because you find that life's not fair, it Jenny: MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. . 101 Weird & Best Pick Up Lines For Girls (Make Them Laugh!) You're just wasting energy, [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] . Narrator: But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. What did you think? Oh, er, hello. Jenny: . MRS PHELPS Harry Wormwood: You have brats yourself? Agatha Trunchbull: That's not fair at all! From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! If you were six-and-a-half, you'd be in school already. MATILDA's brother, MICHAEL, lies lazily on a recliner. She's reading a book. You are guilty, because you are a fiend. Let's leave maths for the time being . 3. Agatha Trunchbull: And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. Or maybe your largeness As long as you enjoyed the cake. Well, this isn't my room at all! [His stomach growls.] MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST The library? Harry Wormwood: Yes, please. Zinnia Wormwood: Damn girl, I think I need a Parlyz Heal, Because you're stunning. The fibers fused to my hair! Instead he said, "When a person is bad", and thereby introduced a revolutionary idea: that children could punish their parents. Imagine what she is going to do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you, boy. Would rob them of their hope of living happily. Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] Harry Wormwood: A baby, Mrs Wormwood. Matilda: Harry Wormwood: You and I must be Weedles. It's just a door. Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. 1 0 obj "Lovely"? Listen, you little wiseacre: I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. The woman from COUPLE 1 blows on a birthday cake as the table splits in two and MATILDA stands from behind it, holding a collection of books from one hand. % MRS WORMWOOD It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains. MRS WORMWOOD Don't take me to Chokey! My mummy says I'm a miracle. I don't know. Agatha Trunchbull: Harry Wormwood: And another door closes. A party entertainer enters with balloons. So they say. If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished. Look what you've done, you stupid woman. So, Matilda. [insulted] I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. MATILDA In this classroom, in this school, I am god! And now she's after me! [turns and sees Harry's hair] Hmm. He's my dance partner. I will get you like you got me. What's what, Ms. Trunchbull? Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar! What car? Who the hell do they think they are? Not the end of your nose. Matilda: And if you cry it will be double. NIGEL The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! <> Five times two is ten. There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as . Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, Oh, cook . Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? We give the Whisper Challenge a shot with a little spin on it. Jane Eyre . Or even two, Bruce, 2 0 obj FBI Agent Bob: Loud, loud, loud, loud! . Can't you sell good cars, Dad? Flashbulbs go off. [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward] COUPLES For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief! Try to be funny, or clever, or both! A little less zzz, a lot more zing. Tess of the D'urbervilles . NIGEL Harry Wormwood: Mind? xYoH)SSY w:!>8615Nqrf Ukg73y,=zr%|X*p ao{~~O{Hp '|\|WOKk%eMJ|lKi@w+g#ZIW0uCAp`i Or - or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. Miracle! Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. BRUCE Won't change a thing. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. . . Miss Honey: A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady? The initial impression you make is memorable, so make it count. Are you going to tell me a story or not? For men. DOCTOR I mean . They're trying to scare us. Didn't we?! . Now, that is how you do it! BIG KIDS ;)Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our. Agatha Trunchbull: MISS HONEY She uses them to carry on a conversation. Do I allow pigs in my school? BACKGROUND SINGERS . . Matilda: Well, then stop her reading! But if you did happen to have a story you wanted to tell . You wouldn't listen. Is a miracle! Before I first heard the pealing of the bell. Photographs of my mother and father, and a beautiful doll my mother gave me with a china face. 1. BRUCE MISS HONEY Million $ Sticky Host: MRS WORMWOOD google_ad_width=120; You listen here, my dear, Stop being pathetic, Jenny. Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. Harry Wormwood: . What? Glad I never was one. You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line. MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] BIG KIDS and CHILDREN I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. . . Zinnia Wormwood: You will soon see there's no escaping tragedy. He's fantastic! Not even when the hammer left my hands MISS HONEY In the world of lame pick-up lines, corny phrases, and straight-out catcalling, there's one form of getting noticed that's neither flimsy nor stupid. . ALL GIRLS Miss Honey, please don't let them Harry Wormwood: MATILDA From a book in the library. You're the spitting image. Cat in the Hat! MRS WORMWOOD Michael: Wot? You couldn't spell "difficulty" if your life depended on it. BIG KID [BEN] And if it's not right, Isn't there something you can do? MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. RUDOLPHO Nobody but me is gonna change my story. You're only four years old. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, RG0 I'm the best! And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, Agatha Trunchbull: | How sweet. Ha, ha, ha, ha Harry Wormwood: A really strong stomach. . Hm? Harry Wormwood: But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. If,1,null Matilda Pick Up Lines. Mr. Wormwood. This child doesn't have a "thingie" . . I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. . MATILDAThe moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. MR WORMWOOD Your mommy is a TWIT! You slithered like a serpent into the school kitchen and ate MY PERSONAL SNACK! I hope you've enjoyed these lines and had a laugh! We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. Semi-Spanish gown But that's not fair! I mean, it's got to hurt, all squished in there. Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. MATILDA sits down reading a book. [bends down] MATILDA [suspicious] The boy's a looney. Nonsense. . And yet, every single life, Michael: 8. MRS PHELPS [noticing her books] He surely can't! To hammer throwing, life, and school | I've often thought about it, but I can't abandon my children. Who you been talking to? MISS HONEY Yep! But I . She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO I invite you to reply with your own cheesy agent pickup lines, as long as they aren't crossing the line of harassment (actually scrapped a Reyna line for that reason). That I treated the rules with casual disdain? It's out of the question. I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. [grabbing and clenching Miss Honey's wrist very tightly in her fist] The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN scurry away. It's not even eight thirty! MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. Rudolpho! MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. google_ad_height=90; Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it! CHILDREN This still, unbroken skin, Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? MR WORMWOOD I can feel it in my hips. His fingie. Matilda: A child. Any children who object will go straight into the Chokey together! This miracle . Oh, parle Italiano? Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? "Right"? [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. Oh, no, you are not "full". MR WORMWOODOh, my good Lord. And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! [:g-] I wonder what Miss Trunchbull is afraid of. Opening lines from children's books to capture new readers, to inspire writers, to reminisce with old favourites. Mrs. Wormwood: MISS HONEY [to Michael] Are you crying? Ow! Brand new stock, sir! When you turn the corner, when you go to your cubbies to get your smelly coats, when you skip merrily to lunch, I'll be watching you, all of you, and especially you. Narrator: Matilda? Nothing will change. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. What can I do? But to me, they tell a deeper story. Okay! MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN See, I know your headmistress. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] Matilda, 4 Years: As me. This is the cottage from your story. You Harry Wormwood: The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. A bell rings. MISS TRUNCHBULL Agatha Trunchbull: RUDOLPHO I'll tell you something. [after listing prices of cars bought and sold]. . What is this trash you're reading? And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! You can break them out whenever there is a lull in conversation with your friends or whenever you want to break the ice with someone new. . Harry Wormwood: You are a crook. [She shoves ERIC out of his seat so MATILDA can stand on his desk.]. [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. And . This child is a girl. Zinnia Wormwood: CHILDREN Give my little bumblebee her house and her money. Starring: Alisha Weir, Emma Thompson, Lashana Lynch. [She exits down the steps and stops behind the first portion of the audience.] Have been trapped inside this cage for ages, Take hints from the ideas to charm and impress her with your words during your first meeting. The most common thing in life is life . 100 Best Pickup Lines for Girls That Actually Work | by Qasim Adam | ILLUMINATION | Medium 500 Apologies, but something went wrong on our end. Harry Wormwood: The most precious gift the natural world can bestow upon us has been handed to you. MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA Once in our Cube of Cash, any money that sticks to your gooey body, you get to take home! Leave it alone, Jenny. Find the bally line and toe it, . It's very quaint, it's very sweet, They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. Now get out. And today is a very special day: your first day of school! Don't waste this. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. You're a Wormwood, you start acting like one! Amanda Thripp: If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Sorry, Miss Trunchbull. Thought you'd pay me back, didn't you? But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. [Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde] Just because you find that life's not fair, it In fact, it must have been her who put that stink bomb under my desk this morning. BRUCE It was the biggest burp I had ever done. . [to MISS HONEY] You don't! MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. Did we sell some cars today, honeydew? One look at my face and it's plain to see. in . You So, erm . Mine are driving me crazy. Knock on the door, Jenny. The cars will break down. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. All right. No excuse, Bruce. But time is the one thing no one is master of. What am I gonna do? If you want to throw the hammer for your country. Sit down. Loud, loud, loud, loud! MISS TRUNCHBULL carries the ribbon back to her desk and sits down. And so you think you're able One day Jen, you'll see that everything I do is for your own good. A poem? Yes. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, ". If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! MATILDA 19. Go fig-ueur! MR WORMWOOD How about this. Just go back to school! If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, MATILDA's classmates enter hesitantly from the front of the stage. Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This one was mine. A DOCTOR enters. I don't know if my nerves will make it until tomorrow. She says they make me look pretty! [hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda] . Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, And good luck with the Tolstoy. As a chalked up my palms, did I wave my hands? "I don't have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.". Wouldn't you agree, Miss Honey? Piacelli. MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! When the sun comes up, And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square - CHILDREN - And I won't care 'Cause I'll be all grown up. It's the Trunchbull's speciality. MISS TRUNCHBULL The Secret Garden . [to Nigel] When did this happen? He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. If you sit around and let them get on top, you Bruce 'Little Brucey: [She stands and approaches MISS HONEY menacingly, towering over her.] MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. If you can't handle the little brat, I'LL LOCK HER IN THE CHOKEY! The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. DOCTOR Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. Just you wait for phys-ed! . CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. All grown-ups get scared, just like children. Agatha Trunchbull. Oh! Yes, Miss Trunchbull! And the second part is Chokey! You're a little cheat, you saw the paper. I wonder why they didn't just change their story. I'll say! Two times . CHILDREN and BIG KIDS appear in the boxes to the upper left and upper right of the stage and sing. Matilda : You're very brave, Miss Honey. and astronauts! And I will teach you a thing or two. Have to admit School? It's your fault. Quick, jackets! Why would you want green hair? Matilda lies down and flicks off the light. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away. They're the bane of my life. Is a miracle! Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. Oh, Matilda, this is very sad! No! Antibiotics, or . She hates it when I go out. My hands are tied. What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? My name is Miss Honey. Specialness is de rigueur. [Looking irritated, she makes her way to BRUCE's side.] MISS HONEY Yes. [loses it, to Matilda] [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] google_color_link="000000"; That's where Ms. Trunchbull lives. Whatever you do, just don't give in. Useless, flamin' car! Where are you going? //-->. Meet Matilda. [He rips the towel off to reveal that his hair is green.] Eight times two is sixteen. I can see MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. Yes, sir. . It's the female minor. Dad said I'd learn the alphabet! and . And . Four times two is eight. Is it time for school yet, mum? Bruce Bogtrotter: BIG KID [RYAN] Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? Tell me anywhere you'd like to go on a date. MRS PHELPS exits as a siren wails and the scene changes to Crunchem Hall Academy. Well I had to take a shower, Harry! And remember to be eXtremely careful. A member of the mafia! YoU listen here, my dear, . A little less head, a lot more derriere. All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. Harry Wormwood: I have suffered in this jail. MR WORMWOOD enters with a lackey, who sits on a tyre behind him. And what sort of teacher would I be That's why here I have compiled the sexiest and smart pick up lines to use on guys to make them interested in you! 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. All escapes start with the click of a lock. If you want to throw the hammer for your country, Like you, I was (Q) curious, AAAHH! The Lord of the Rings . MISS TRUNCHBULL And Jenny's outside. There's a place you are sent if you haven't been good. Stop. No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. TOMMY And I'm very sorry . [speaking to Matilda about her and her father] Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. DOCTOR Matilda? But I've got a baby! It is, is it? I didn't do anything! LAVENDER Two, three, four. MISS HONEY . I told you I was supposed to start school in September.
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